RELATABLE: 8 Weird Things Dads Do (And Say!)

Aki wababa! 

We love them to bits, lakini kuna vitu funny they all do and say that make us just scratch our heads and ask, “Why do Dads even…?” 😂 Here are 10 things that are totally #DadCulture!

 

• How they eat njugus…

Ok, lakini why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts or mahindi choma before popping them in their mouth? Why now?😂😂😂😂

• How they say "Ask your mother"...

Hii tactic tunajua very well. When you ask for permission, and the answer is no, but dad doesn't want to tell you, so he tries to take the easy way out and make your mom be the bad guy. SMH.😒😂

• How they watch the news…

Is it just us ama Dads like watching the news while standing up? Kwani wanaenda wapi? Halafu, don’t even try talking while they are watching news. The look you’ll get!😂 Ni kama wana-cram for exams.

• How they never admit that wana-doze on the sofa…

We all know the way Dads fall asleep in 2.5 seconds when they sit on the sofa. If you try to change the channel or wake them up though, utaambiwa “I wasn’t asleep…just resting my eyelids” 😂😂😂

• How they say “Do you think I’m made of money?”...

…whenever you ask for something. Hawaezi tu kusema “Here you go sweetie”...kwanza you must get an economics lecture 😂

• How loudly they sneeze…

Surely! Kwa nini wababa hu-sneeze so loudly? You can burst an eardrum 😂 Na they always choose to do it when you have company around. Aki it’s so embarrassing.

• How they crack the same joke for years…

One thing about Dads, if you laugh at one of their jokes, jua tu that joke will be repeated for the next 20 years of your life. It’s so annoyingly cute actually.

• How they don’t understand fashion…

Ushawahi skia “Unanunua jeans with holes? What is the point?”. Yeah. Us too. Unless clothes are super boring and functional, your Dad probably won’t get it.